<![CDATA[Joe Is Silly: Screenplays]]>https://joeissilly.substack.com/s/screenplayshttps://substackcdn.com/image/fetch/$s_!Jm6J!,w_256,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Faf5077e9-cb3d-41b6-bda0-e8d85762bebd_400x400.pngJoe Is Silly: Screenplayshttps://joeissilly.substack.com/s/screenplaysSubstackTue, 21 Jul 2026 23:17:17 GMT<![CDATA[New Avalon]]>https://joeissilly.substack.com/p/new-avalon-e33https://joeissilly.substack.com/p/new-avalon-e33Fri, 17 Jul 2026 13:01:59 GMTTable of Contents

Exterminate survivors.

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Those were NOT on the satellite photos!

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For all the time you spend hitting people in the face, you think you’d be better at it.

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I am now officially creeped out.

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Tell me you have some good news.

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Fucking cool it, soldier.

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See you soon.

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We need something fast.

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Is this the best you could find?

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Tell me you got something.

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Why would he stash some random kid out here in the middle of nowhere?

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You don’t get to make any more demands.

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Let’s take a closer look.

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Major Whitmer… Candace Dixon

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Peek…a…boo…

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I said stay away from me!

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Ashleigh. Later in the day she’ll be spunky, but she’s just not a morning person.

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Ian encounters the police.

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Candace takes cover.

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